I was riding to work one morning and after riding in silence for some time, my driver spoke during a pause in traffic. “Excuse me, Pak. I’m sorry for the smell.” I […]
Shit My Staff Says, Vol. 3
The Donut Shop
A few evenings ago, I went to a wine tasting hosted by a group called Internations.org which is an expat group with chapters around the world. People sponsor events and often you […]
What Not to Wear
Mrs. Secret Asian Man said the other day “I hope you don’t mind. I accepted an invitation to go hear Chinese classical music. ‘The Sound of Silk and Bamboo’” “Oh, yeah?” “Yeah. […]
Fish Kill
I was exchanging money the other day at the Embassy. I waited in line behind one person who was chatting to the cashier. When it was my turn the cashier started chatting […]
Secret Asian Man 