the monks walk the beach seeking alms, something they’ve been doing for eons.
Bonfire of the Mundanities
…in an attempt to foment an argument, I go on a mission…
My temperature is scanned so often, I think that I could time the exact moment of ovulation, if I were so equipped.
you’re quickly confronted with what it must feel like to be waterboarded.
Hope and a Prayer
…when the bottom drops out, people get hungrier and more desperate. And along comes a salesperson…
A Beautiful Disaster
“It’s okay, I don’t want to know where I’m going, too.”
there is a run on Chef Boyardee. Saw a couple by 24 cans of the stuff. And they didn’t even buy any toilet paper
Ahead of the Curve
The reason for this miracle has been attributed, purely to the power of prayer,
Johl: Top-shelf Indian
It’s small plates served in increments of prime numbers. Forcing a Chip-and-Dale-style sharing between any number of diners.
Catching Crickets with Elephants
Damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead, though. The medications must be saved and no expense spared.